Alright lesbian readers, which one of you haven't been getting
any action these past weeks? No worries. Help is on the way.

School For Seduction is a hot chick flick with hot chicks
and a lot of hair-flicking. Sexpuss Kelly Brook — one of England's
top models — plays an Italian beauty who sets up the Italian
Academy Of Seduction in Newcastle to help ordinary women turn into
va-va-voom vamps.

Plenty of hot and hilarious moments ensue as housewives, mothers
and check-out girls learn to wear silk stockings and fire-engine-red
lipstick.

And girls, in case you're wondering, Kelly's dimensions are 34E-24-34.
Grrrr...