30 Aug 2006

Supercross

Director: Steve Boyum

Starring: Steve Howey, Mike Vogel, Sophia Bush, Robert Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Robert Patrick

Screening: 2005-09-20

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines and switch off your brains.
And try not to laugh.


Supercross is a very butch bike racing movie with many unintentionally
hilarious moments for gay audiences. You'll be amused by the way
a motorcyclist performs a backward-somersault on her vehicle. And
the way one dumb jock says to another: "I love your hunger. You're
like a rabid dog.?And the way the camera keeps taking shots of
women's asses.


Supercross "stars?Steve Howey and Mike Vogel (has anyone
heard of them?) as two brothers who clean pools by day and race
bikes by night. But the real stars of the movie are the impossible
motorbike stunts shown in slo-mo and split screens. And the very
loud heavy metal soundtrack.


Needless to say, Supercross is NOT a movie for femmes and
effeminate gays. On the other hand, beer-drinking speed-loving dykes
and butches might enjoy it.