Girls, we know you preferred Lindsay Lohan when she was still a
brunette with a full figure. Well here's your chance to see her
before she lost weight and became the dreadful Twig-Insect with
Blonde Hair.

In Herbie Gets Loaded, Lindsay plays a college grad who
discovers her true calling as a racecar driver when her father gives
her a magical Volkswagen Beetle that can think, race, talk, joke
and even get aroused by sexy women. (Uh, if you must know, the car's
antenna gets long and hard?

But other than the antenna gag, the movie's jokes are generally
childish and G-rated. After all, this is a Disney family movie,
so it's definitely not for viewers who've long stopped believing
in all that magical Cinderella, Snow White, happily-ever-after bullshit.

Only for those between 12 and 16 — and maybe, the diehard
Lindsay Lohan fans.