In this very bad Kindergarten Cop copycat, Vin Diesel
plays a rugged Navy Seals commando who is assigned to guard five
bratty children of a murdered scientist.

Vin, unfortunately, has more steroids than charm. In most of the
scenes, the actor is straining to be funny and cuddly when he's
with the kids. He only looks totally at ease during the action sequences.

Even Vin's fans will find The Pacifier terribly disappointing.