Fridae

Ok boys, answer this: What was the gayest film you've seen on
the big screen this year? Lan Yu? Summer Storm?
Mysterious Skin? Rice Rhapsody?

Well, would you believe that there's a new film playing now that
is more gay than all these four films put together?

Yes sirreee, Dreamship Surprise is its name. And while
it's supposed to a spoof of Star Wars and Star Trek
(not to mention Shrek, High Noon, Terminator,
A Knight's Tale and other Hollywood hits), it is actually
more Big Balls than Space Balls.

Germany's wildly popular gay comedian Michael Herbig writes,
directs and stars in this hilarious comedy which was a huge box-office
success in Germany. He plays Spock who, together with Captain Kork,
leads the crew of a penis-shaped spaceship policing the universe.
When Earth is attacked by a Darth Vader-like figure, it is up to
Spock and Kork to return home and save Earth.

What's amazing about this film is that Michael, Christian and
the other actors are not shy about playing gay. They're like broken-wristed
Queen Midas — everything they touch turns to pink. Every step
they take ends with a bum swish. And every joke they make has to
do with boys, blowjobs or butt fucks.

We can't believe how gay this film is. And needless to say, this
is the must-watch of the month — nay, of the year —
for all gay men.