Fridae

If you've been to the movies recently, you may caught
the big, loud and messy trailer for Son Of The Mask, the
sequel to the Jim Carrey hit The Mask. And you'd be right
to think the film itself would be just as big, loud and messy.

It stars Jamie Kennedy as a man who accidentally wears a cursed
wooden mask and ends up impregnating his wife. Nine months later,
out pop the baby who possesses special powers to whirl around like
a dervish, bounce from walls and be generally very annoying.

So annoying, in fact, that you'll be glad you're gay/lesbian and
may never ever have to father/mother a child.