Fridae

Just as some filmmakers (like Peter Jackson) try to reach for new
heights, others want to hit new lows. One such filmmaker is David
Steiman. His Santa's Slay is an utterly horrible film that
deserves to be buried in the ground along with his name.

In Santa's Slay, Santa Claus is portrayed as an evil son
of Satan ("Satan" rearranged spells "Santa",
get it?) However, because Santa lost a bet with an angel a long
time ago, he had been forced to spread joy to the world for the
past 1,000 years. Now that 1,000 years are up, he is free again
to spread evil in the world, and he begins by killing several people
at a Christmas dinner and impaling their heads.

We could tell you more, but we're afraid of offending you. We beg
you, don't go to this movie.